Actual conversation:
Hey, Em, have a bite of asparagus.
"No!" (She loves asparagus, by the way.)
Come on, just one bite.
"No!"
Here, take a taste. (I shove some in her mouth.)
"No! Emma's mouth! Dangerous!"
Let that be a lesson to you, dear readers. Asparagus is now dangerous!
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