Yesterday was event filled. I needed to make a return at Sears and then hit up Victoria's Secret to use my bra coupon before it expired. I had told Emma Tuesday night that we needed to go to the mall in the morning and she demanded to know exactly why. I told her I needed her help to pick out a nice bra and she looked at me as if I was introducing a new word into her vocabulary, "Mom, what's a bra?" A bra is what holds my boobies in place under my shirt. "Oh, yeah." When we got to the mall we hit up Sears first. We parked by the tool department and made our way into the store. As we walked through the doors Emma stopped, looked around, and promptly observed in a very loud voice to all the men waiting in line to purchase their manly goods that, "Mom, this does not look like the bra store!" (Yes, she really does start every sentence with "Mom." EVERY SENTENCE. EVERY. When she first started talking, cute cute cute. Now? Not so much...)
Before I continue I must mention that a milestone was reached during this visit to the mall: NO STROLLER WAS REMOVED FROM THE CAR. (We go to the mall about 4 times a year. Basically when I get my quarterly coupon for a free pair of underwear and $10 off a bra at Victoria's Secret. No joke. I hate malls.) Benjamin didn't quite know what to make of the whole "Hey, I'm not strapped in at the mall" adventure. He was walking on his tippy toes taking the tiniest of steps through the tool department. Emma had to continually encourage him to move forward - and by encourage I mean she would go behind him and give him a big shove.
Challenge #1 with no stroller was waiting in line at the returns counter at Sears. Luckily only 2 people were in line in front of me, but it was still five minutes of waiting with two kids that have no patience. Ben kept wandering off when I turned my head, but his internal gps always brought him around the cosmetic counter and back to me. Emma, not so much. She thought it would be fun to play hide and seek until my blood pressure was about to increase to an unhealthy limit. (Cuteness side note, I was returning a pair of Lands End boots that were in a box about the size of a pizza box, but much deeper in depth. I was holding the box like one would hold a pizza box in my left hand. From Ben's perspective down below he kept pointing up at the box and trying to crawl up my legs to get at it and open it saying, "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!" [the way he pronounces it is more like Pisa Pisa Pisa] Everyone in line was thoroughly entertained. Me included.)
We made it out of Sears and head toward VS, of course all the way at the opposite end of the mall. Ben now had his wings and was a good 10 paces ahead of me while Emma lagged behind a good 20 paces. I was a broken record of, "Em, pick up the pace!" and "Ben, wait. Slow down, buddy." When we got to VS, we walked in the store and Ben immediately burst into tears. What is it about that store that makes the male species so uncomfortable? It's just under garments! We were in and out of the store in about 7 minutes, Ben fussing the whole time. We walk out the door, he immediately stops crying. Boys.
On the way back to the car we stopped and played on the pay to ride toys. At $1 a pop, I am glad I didn't have any cash on me. The kids were perfectly content to pretend until some girl actually put money into one and it moved. Emma immediately said, "How'd she do that?" And I immediately convinced her it was too nice of a day to play inside and we should head over to New Park and see if we can make some new friends. It worked.
At the park Ben was using his new phrase, "Excuse me!"over and over. And yes, it does sound like he is saying, "Scooby." *giggle* Em spotted a little girl running around in a bikini and said, "Mom! That girl is wearing a BRA!"
Evidence of our busy day:
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