Sunday, July 5, 2020

peebee claus is coming to town

hi its emma omg i've blogged before this.  so as you all probably know by now we got a puppy, her name is phoebe.  she has at least 7 nicknames, peebee, pheb, peebus, phoebucus, squish, noodle, and stinky.  phoebes favorite thing to do is pee in the house, bite, eat underwear, and jump on you.  she has yet to meet roxy, but i want that to happen now. period. ben "doesn't like" pheebs, actually he's just pretending we all know he loves her because she's so cute and squishy.  she is an absolute demon from 7-9 am, but the rest of the day she sleeps and bites.  when we first got her she was really little, and she puked three times.
as the great Maddie ziegler once said "this is my world, and your just living in it" and i like to say "this is phoebes world, and your just living in it." phoebe also likes to hid from us in the front yard, she also likes to watch criminal minds and tiktok with me.  she is very scared of the volleyball but loves lacrosse balls.  i was scootering with her on the leash and she stopped and i totally ATE IT.  anyways i started watching criminal minds and i like it but phoebe likes it more tbh.

Hi, This is Ben. i do not like the pheb. for infinite reasons. so lets list 2 of them

1. the pheb is super loud.
2. the pheb constantly barks which scares the crap out of me.
3. the pheb eats EVERYTHING, and that's annoying, because emma hardly does anything about it, even though it's HER job to stop pheb from doing these things, she just watches tik toks all day.





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